1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:09,400 This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature 2 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,960 THUNDERSTORM 3 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:35,640 Look at it. Look at the bloody stuff! Rain, rain, rain! 4 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,240 The old umbrella man... 5 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:11,239 Let's join the old umbrella man and sing... 6 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,599 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a Toodle-aye-ay 7 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,319 Any umber-ellas Any umber-ellas to fix today? 8 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,999 Bring your parasol 9 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,559 It may be small, it may be big 10 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,479 He repairs them all With what you'd call... 11 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,559 '..A thing-a-me-jig.' 12 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,599 You move your lips, d'you know that? 13 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,959 When you read, you move your lips! What? 14 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,719 That's the sign of a slow reader, a backward reader. 15 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,919 You could even say that anyone who moves their lips 16 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,039 when they read is mentally retarded! 17 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,680 What did you say?! 18 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,600 It's raining. It's raining, look! 19 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,400 Yeah. 20 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:08,559 What's it about, eh? Reginald! 21 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,479 What's it about? 22 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:16,839 You've asked hundreds of times! Well, I'm askin' you again. 23 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,920 Well... 24 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,199 My God! 25 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,959 It's hard to say! Well, if you don't know now... 26 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,599 Murder! 27 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:32,759 Good. Killing an' that... And loose women! 28 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:38,239 There you are! Could do with THEM in here. Now, now. 29 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,439 Except... Except WHAT?! 30 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,599 Except they're not really. 31 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:48,199 Some of them are spies who have to sleep with the customers. 32 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,399 A knockin' shop? No, a club. 33 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,679 Well, go on! Some of them are Nazis, 34 00:03:55,680 --> 00:04:00,399 and some of them are... oh, I don't know... 35 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,719 Footballers? Get off! 36 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,599 Well, I think that's very clear. 37 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,759 You've got the whole plot in a nutshell there! 38 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,599 Totally understandable! 39 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:19,319 You'll always get a job on Reader's Digest with YOUR mind! 40 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,879 Why don't you DO somethin', Mr Hall? 41 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,679 Shall I call for the bed-pan? 42 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:30,599 You haven't had a shit for ages. Stop it, Reginald! That's enough. 43 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,279 Ask the pretty nurse for the bed-pan... Reginald! 44 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:41,639 You got to shit sometimes. Your arse ain't sewed up. Shall I call her? 45 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,999 Shut your chops! This is very offensive! 46 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,039 Not 'chops', a MOUTH. And a dirty one! 47 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,919 Excuse me! Say no more! 48 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,400 Go back to my story then, can I? 49 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,239 You must be enjoying it. 50 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,359 When I get the chance. Same book?! 51 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,519 A slow reader... I think Mr Hall wants the... 52 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,239 But I keep interrupting him! 53 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,239 I DO divert him. Oh, yes. 54 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:24,759 What's it called? The Singing Detective. By PE Marlow? 55 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:30,039 Yeah, that's the geezer. He's in here, you know. 56 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,879 The author is in this ward. 57 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,920 What?! Who is? Mr Marlow! Down there. 58 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,759 PE Marlow. He wrote that book. 59 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:45,559 What, that old sod that can't stop noddin'?! 60 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,359 That's not very nice! No, next bed. 61 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:53,599 Nobody there. The Invisible Man - HE write that? 62 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,239 He's out of the ward having treatment at the moment. 63 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,599 Him?! The loudmouth with the skin? 64 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,199 The very one! 65 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:09,679 You'll be able to ask him how it finishes, Reginald. HE won't know. 66 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:14,959 I'd like to talk to him, though. Fancy that. What a turn up! 67 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,159 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a 68 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,759 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a Toodle-aye-ay 69 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:26,119 Any umber-ellas Any umber-ellas to fix today? 70 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:30,919 Bring your parasol It may be small, it may be big 71 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:36,039 He repairs them all With what you call a thingummyjig 72 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,719 Pitter-patter-patter Pitter-patter-patter 73 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,119 It looks like rain 74 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,599 Let it pitter-patter Let it pitter-patter 75 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,200 Don't mind the rain... 76 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:54,519 Watch the bar, you fool! Then YOU watch your tongue! 77 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,480 Face the other way...please. 78 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,399 Thank you. 79 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,279 He'll mend your umbrella... 80 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,959 'Those two up there. One facing in, one facing out. 81 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,999 'Standard intelligence tactics. 82 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,719 'What's going on? Watch yourself. Watch!' 83 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:24,239 When there's a lull And things are dull... 84 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,999 Come on! Let him have it! 85 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:33,720 The barman's winkin' at me. He thinks I'm a nancy! Let him have it! 86 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:40,080 He mends anything But he'd rather sing! 87 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,399 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a Toodle-aye-ay... 88 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,319 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a. 89 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:54,479 ..to fix today? Patch up your troubles... 90 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,320 SILENCED GUNSHOTS 91 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:14,160 REGINALD: 'His fingers...clawed... st-stiffly towards...his neck. 92 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,199 'Blood...jerked... 93 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,399 '..and...spurted...' 94 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,880 Bloody hell! 95 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,480 SCREAMS AND MORE GUNSHOTS 96 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,280 SHOUTING 97 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,560 TYRES SQUEAL 98 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:15,719 Too late. No, no! On time. What? 99 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:21,279 Visitors, Reginald. Visiting time. You can put that book away now. 100 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,039 They shoot the wrong one. What? 101 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,279 Oh, in that bloody book! Put it away! 102 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,799 The hordes are upon us. 103 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:35,200 You can smell the outside world on their shoes, eh? Eh, my boy? 104 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,120 SHE WHISTLES 105 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,799 Hello. 106 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,879 I was beginning a dream. Drifting away. 107 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,719 Unanchored. Where to? School. Back to school. 108 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,239 God. One of those. 109 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,959 Yeah, one of those. 110 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,839 THOSE dreams! I'm always asked the capital of Iceland, 111 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,439 and I never know. Reykjavik. 112 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:23,479 Never know in the DREAM. What're you doing here? Punishing myself. 113 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,199 You look very...nice. 114 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,639 Don't say it like that. Like what? 115 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:33,319 Well...like I'm your enemy or like something the cat brought in. 116 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,559 It's not my imagination. What? 117 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:42,359 You are DEFINITELY up to something. Good old Philip. 118 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,839 And it must involve money! Go on. This is fascinating. 119 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,119 MY money! You haven't got any! 120 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:57,359 Not in cash. Not in your foldable portraits of Her Majesty, no. 121 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,079 Nor in coins. 122 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,119 But I DO have assets. 123 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:06,679 Your flat. My flat. A damp basement. That is very fashionable! 124 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,759 And my work! Oh...yes, of course. 125 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,080 My four detective stories. Yes. Three of which are out of print. 126 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,599 And...the screenplay. What screenplay? 127 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,599 Bingo! 128 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,119 What are you talking about? 129 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:29,639 The dot on every 'i', the curl on each comma! 130 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,279 Come again? With my buckled hands! 131 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:37,479 Philip! D'you think I could forget a thing like that? 132 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:43,559 OK, it was ten years ago I wrote that screenplay. I was on holiday. 133 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,759 I had cantilevered heels. 134 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,040 Well, I wouldn't know, would I? It was ages before you met me. 135 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,080 What screenplay was this? 136 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,880 The Singing Detective. 137 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,320 That's it! All done! 138 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,120 About time, too. 139 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:23,600 The Singing Detective. An original screenplay by... Mark Finney! 140 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,559 It's AGES since I did any typing. 141 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,999 This gadget. You'd think it could pour a drink...or answer back. 142 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,480 Uh-uh, that's MY job. D'you want a drink? Why not! 143 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,439 Now we've got it safely on disk, 144 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:50,599 we can shred that old shoe box and print off copies. Ice? 145 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,480 Ice. 146 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,760 NICOLA HUMS THE UMBRELLA MAN 147 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,039 Now we deliver. AND collect. 148 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,839 But you MUST get Marlow to sign the option with my company. 149 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:14,319 An absolute essential. First things first. 150 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,959 One, he signs with me. Two, I sell it to Metro Films. 151 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,400 Three, net profit - over �500,000. 152 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,599 Cheers. Not bad, eh? 153 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,519 Cheers! 154 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,360 He's got to sign. I know. Nicola... 155 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:39,479 Can't you be nicer to him? You know...sweeter. 156 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,399 Promise more. All that stuff. 157 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,479 Hitch up my skirt, do you mean? Oh, Nicola. 158 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,319 All right, all right. But you've no idea how difficult he can be. 159 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,120 See him this evening. Be nice, hmm? 160 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,159 NICOLA'S VOICE: 'What are you talking about? 161 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,840 'What screenplay was this?' 162 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,319 The Singing Detective. 163 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,079 Really?! Mmm. 164 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:09,559 And I put it in a shoe box in the cupboard in the flat. 165 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,560 Oh, THAT! 166 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,839 Ohh... My God. Yes, that. 167 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,799 If it's the pages I think you mean, you threw them out. Ages ago. 168 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,799 I threw them out?! Yeah. If it's the one... 169 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,479 Yes! The one in the shoe box. 170 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,359 The one in the shoe box? You know very well you did. What IS all this? 171 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:36,440 Oh, well... Easy come, easy go. 172 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,400 Was it the only copy? Of course. 173 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,160 Never mind, eh? 174 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,360 Jesus. 175 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,280 What? The way you sit. 176 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,920 The way you... 177 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:02,519 No. Those are song lyrics, almost. You and your songs. 178 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,800 Yeah, well... Banality with a beat. 179 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,839 Will it hurt if I squeeze? 180 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,120 Yeah, well... Poor old sod. 181 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,159 But there's... You ARE improving. 182 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,599 In what, though? Your skin. 183 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,679 The way you move your head. 184 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,879 I can see a big improvement. 185 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,840 Except... Except what? I'm going mad. 186 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,359 Come on. What do you mean? 187 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,239 I'm going off my head. Bonkers. 188 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,239 A candidate for the funny farm. 189 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,879 Cuckoo. Nuts. Bananas is what I mean. Got it? 190 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,159 Do you want to talk about it, or...? 191 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:54,799 Sex! What? That's what it's all about. Sex and lies! 192 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:59,039 You've been stuck with your own thoughts too long. 193 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,760 I want to sleep with you again. 194 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,799 Philip... With a mirror alongside. Listen to me... 195 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,960 So that I can turn my head while I'm doing it, and leer at myself. 196 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,839 And when it spurts out of me, 197 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:19,559 I can come off your sticky loins and spit in my own face! 198 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,079 My GOD, Philip! 199 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:28,079 Well, it's an improvement. What?! Spitting at ME, my own reflection. 200 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,840 Few weeks ago my idea of happiness would be to spit into YOUR face. 201 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:37,080 Christ Almighty! Yes. And HIM, too. 202 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,519 What are you going to do about all these feelings? I dunno. 203 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,319 Write serious literature, I suppose. 204 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,840 Or piss into the wind, like poets and priests do. 205 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,159 Who are those two? 206 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,160 Who ARE they? Well, I don't know! Why do they bother you? 207 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840 Paranoia. What? 208 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,519 I'm totally paranoid. You have everything going for you, 209 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,279 then, haven't you(?) 210 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:14,559 People are beginning to notice us. They are looking at us. 211 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:20,719 Let 'em. They're all sick. Do you reckon that's him? 212 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,479 The nurse said so. 213 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,399 Are you going over? What? When he's with HER?! 214 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,199 We can't stand here. Why not?! That's all we ever do. 215 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,839 That's all we're asked to do. Stand around like spare pricks. 216 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:41,400 Let's do something. Like what? Need any help? 217 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,519 Do we? Thank you, Miss. No. 218 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,959 We've seen all we wish to see. For the moment. 219 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,080 Let's go. 220 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,440 We'd, uh...better...go. 221 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,480 Ah! 222 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,160 Oi! 223 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,719 Nurse! 224 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,159 Yes? Who are those two? Do you know? No idea. 225 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,399 But they're very peculiar. In what way? 226 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,080 Strange people come into hospitals. Usually after the drugs. 227 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,199 I knew there was something weird about them. 228 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:47,439 Why were they so interested in ME? They weren't. They stared at me. 229 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,959 Well...perhaps. Don't humour me. No, no. 230 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,599 I'LL hold the beaker. 231 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,559 Just drink this... That's it! 232 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,639 No, don't spit it out. 233 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,280 That's it. A little drop more. 234 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,120 Mr Tomkey! It's a thrill a minute in here(!) 235 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,239 Can't we get you out of here? Now that you've got money coming in. 236 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,920 Money?! 237 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,199 You were right, of course. 238 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,079 There was more to it than I...implied. Sorry. 239 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:30,999 Go on. I thought I'd go and clean your flat. The plants were all dead. 240 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,759 Good. There was mould on... God, Philip! The way you live. 241 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:41,559 You opened my letters, right? Most were from Reader's Digest. 242 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,480 My prize numbers! They're assets! 243 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:50,639 And, yes...there was this letter. About The Singing Detective? 244 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,319 From this production company. Who? 245 00:19:54,320 --> 00:20:00,039 New people, Featherwheel. Who runs it? Man called Finney. Know him? 246 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,439 Never heard of him. You don't sound sure. I AM. 247 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,720 In what context have you never heard of him? A money context. 248 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,680 They're theatre 'angels', trying to move into films. 249 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,519 You have this letter? I have it with me. 250 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,919 And it checks out? So it seems. 251 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:27,200 And I'll get some money straight away? So it says. 252 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,439 Who'll do the screenplay? Finney himself. Ohhh...(!) 253 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,679 They all think they can write. 254 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:42,159 Every little bleeder who can hold a pen! 255 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,800 My advice is to take the money and run. Maybe you're right. I am. 256 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,560 I didn't expect to see you again. 257 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,279 Well, I...I don't want to leave. 258 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,439 No...I do and I don't. 259 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,400 Fidelity's not your strong suit, is it? 260 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,999 No, I'm not trying to be nasty. 261 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,799 I miss you...sort of. 262 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,759 What?! No... 263 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,840 I do. Much to my surprise. 264 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,800 Hey! 265 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,600 Come here. 266 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,760 What? Um... 267 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,319 Could we close these curtains? 268 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,600 What for? Guess! 269 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,319 They wouldn't let us close them. 270 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,559 Well, then, get better. Quickly! 271 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:57,039 Nicola, what's going on? What do you mean? 272 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,559 Why are you being so nice? 273 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,839 Oh... Change of policy. 274 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,920 Yes, but WHY? Oh, don't start all that again! No. All right. 275 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,439 You did it? Question mark. I did it! Exclamation mark. 276 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:41,279 He signed? Question mark. He signed! Exclamation mark. 277 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,919 Oh, comma, aren't you the clever one - dash! Exclamation mark. 278 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,199 Oh, he's a morbid creature! Exclamation mark. 279 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,040 Oh, he's a morbid creature and he thinks I'm going back to him. 280 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,599 YOUNG PHILIP: 'What's him a'doing? 281 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,840 'What's him a'doing to our mam? 282 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,319 'Mam! 283 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,199 'Mam! Mam!' 284 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,280 SONIA: 'I mean, how long does it take?' 285 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,479 It's only a bit of fun, innit? 286 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:47,080 MRS MARLOW SOBS 287 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,759 The rain, it falls. 288 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:16,079 The sun, it shines. The wind blows. And that's what it's like. 289 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,319 We are buffeted by things, and it's got NOTHING to do with YOU. 290 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:27,199 Someone you love leaves or dies. You get ill or you get better. 291 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,359 You grow old and you remember, or you forget. 292 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:37,279 And all the time there's this canopy over you. 293 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,279 What canopy? Things as they are! 294 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:46,719 Fate. FATE - impersonal, irrational, disinterested. 295 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:51,279 The rain falls. The sun shines. The wind blows. 296 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:56,359 A bus mounts a pavement and kills a little child, and... 297 00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:00,159 I believe in no systems, no ideologies, no religion. 298 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,759 I simply think... 299 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,199 Oh, this is very, very boring. 300 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,199 I think that from time to time 301 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,959 we are visited by what we cannot know, cannot control, 302 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:19,719 cannot CANNOT understand, cannot cannot cannot escape...FATE! 303 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,600 Why not? It's a good old word. 304 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,639 Accident. What? 305 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,279 You say fate, I say accident. 306 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,999 You can call it what you like. 307 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,770 Either way, there's sod all you can do about it, right? 308 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,679 Progress. 309 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,520 Depends on where you're standing when the bomb falls. No, YOU. 310 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:50,359 The way you move when you talk some especially urgent gibberish. Ta(!) 311 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:56,479 And your skin is genuinely responding. Ye-e-es. Yes! 312 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:02,839 That's something biochemical. Nothing to do with my MIND. 313 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:08,239 Have you tried to stand? Who'd vote for me? To stand UP. 314 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,359 Yes. And? I fell down. 315 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:15,279 Have you held a pen? Yes. AND? 316 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,039 I wrote a whole word. Oh, well done! 317 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,199 Yes, a whole word - four whole letters! 318 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,279 That may not seem much, four letters... 319 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,359 Oh, I see. A four-letter word. 320 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:33,639 Not very sharp. I imagined you striking matches on your thumbnail. 321 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,119 I would use a lighter. 322 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:42,559 Hurt, are we? You might just have a point. Don't be ashamed. 323 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,359 What interests me is the disproportionate pleasure 324 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:51,999 that you get out of it. Different strokes for different folks. 325 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,119 There's physical progress. Yes. 326 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:00,839 But are you still disappointed in things as they are? 327 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,999 Not a bit. 'Things as they are' are no concern of mine. 328 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,839 You object to the word 'things'? 329 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,639 I object to lots of words. 330 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:15,319 Such as? Such as...'loitering'. 331 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,479 Another. 332 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:23,399 What? Another word you dislike. Oh, goody. Games(!) If you like. 333 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,239 Word games? If you like. Like Scrabble? 334 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,959 No, I say a word, and YOU... 335 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,959 I say a word I associate with it. Instantly. Nescafe! 336 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,839 No, we haven't started yet. 337 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:43,159 No, YOU have to respond instantly without hesitation. But I DID. 338 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,439 Doctor... Charlatan. 339 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,359 Look, if we're going to do this we have to... 340 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:54,639 We have to agree it has no diagnostic value. Fine. 341 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,690 Judge. 342 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,239 Wall. 343 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,599 Blank. Will. Bard. Black. 344 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,999 Magic. Comb. 345 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,599 Honey. Blonde. 346 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,400 Honey. Money. Shit. 347 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,639 Fish. Jesus. 348 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,559 God. Doctor. 349 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,359 Guardian. 350 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:25,039 Misprint. Sun. Trash. 351 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,640 You. Me. Me. Tarzan. 352 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,599 Legs. Eleven. Arms. 353 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,519 Bombs. Hands. Clap. 354 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,879 Clap. Promiscuity. Loose. Tight. 355 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,839 Free. Gift. Fair. Bus. 356 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,039 Train. Puff. Queen. Poof. 357 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,399 King. Check. 358 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:57,840 Young. Green. Old. Cliff Richard. 359 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,879 Fly. Crash. Float. Hook. 360 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,199 Dream. Wake. Sleep. 361 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,120 Lie. Politician. Lie. 362 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,799 Tale. Lie. 363 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,119 Writer. Liar. 364 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,119 Sentence. Prison. 365 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,040 Cage. School. 366 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,279 Light. 367 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,759 Cigarette. 368 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,399 Lung. Fish. 369 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,879 Evasion. Tax. Duty. 370 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,399 Humbug. Cant. Can. Tin. 371 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,599 Tack. Nail. Cross. 372 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,719 Passion. Pretence. 373 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,639 Woman. Fuck. Fuck. Dirt. 374 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,840 Dirt. Death. Start. 375 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,960 Stop. 376 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,840 The game. D'you think so? 377 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,800 That's what YOU called it. And we agreed. 378 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,240 No diagnostic value. None at all. None whatsoever. 379 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,280 I mean, it's words. Just words. Just words. 380 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,479 I don't think I'll come here again. 381 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,040 No? No. Why is that? 382 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,519 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a 383 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,759 Toodle-lum-a-lum-a Toodle-aye-ay... 384 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:55,279 'Duty. Humbug. Cant. Can. Tin. Tack. Nail. Cross.' 385 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,639 Passion. Pretence. Woman. Fuck. 386 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,120 Fuck. Dirt. Dirt. Death. 387 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,600 KNOCK AT DOOR 388 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,040 Still needin' assistance? Afraid so. 389 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,439 Ahh, tomatoes. What? 390 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,000 You still eatin' them tomatoes? Oh, no, no. 391 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,599 Stay off them. It's the pips. 392 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,400 I hears you! 393 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,919 He's back, Reginald. 394 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:41,920 The scribe. He's returned to this paradise, the oasis of his pit(!) 395 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,999 The loudmouth. Your bloody so-called author. 396 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,959 You'd never think it, would you? Not in a million years. 397 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,839 When will I ever again have an intelligent conversation? 398 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,559 He don't look like a writer. No, he don't. 399 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,600 Just shows. What does it show? 400 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,799 Shall I go over and talk to him? 401 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,959 Like you do with ME? Dazzle him(?) 402 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,759 No, tell him how I like his book. 403 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,919 Ask him how it ends, for God's sake. 404 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,800 And how soon. 405 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,759 'Cross. Passion. 406 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,399 'Pretence. Woman. 407 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,999 'Fuck. Fuck. 408 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,760 'Dirt. Dirt. Death.' 409 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,960 Knock...knock...knock. 410 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,799 GIBBON: 'Mouth sucking wet and slack at mouth, 411 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,999 'tongue chafing against tongue, 412 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,599 'limb thrusting upon limb, skin rubbing at skin. 413 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,119 'Faces contort and stretch into a helpless leer. 414 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:11,879 'Organs spurt out smelly stains and sticky betrayals. 415 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:17,679 'This is the sweaty farce out of which we are brought into being. 416 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,039 'Welcome.' 417 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:24,559 'Who are you opening your legs for now, you rutting bitch?!' 418 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,439 'Doesn't it disgust you, what you do? Being paid to stretch out 419 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,359 'and let a stranger enter you?' 420 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,159 'You disgusting tramp!' 421 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,559 The river looks as though it's made of tar. 422 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,199 Sludging along... 423 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,839 ..full of filth. 424 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,519 'You filthy little slut! You disgusting tramp! 425 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,120 'You heartless two-bit rutting whore, Nicola...!' 426 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,080 GASPING BREATHS 427 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,799 I'm sorry. 428 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,319 It wasn't really me calling you names. 429 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,679 I don't mean them and I don't want to do it. 430 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,399 It's just that, afterwards I always feel... 431 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,639 ..well, I almost always feel... 432 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,799 It's nothing personal. 433 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,799 Takes all sorts. 434 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,759 What you covered up for? 435 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,640 Something wrong with you? 436 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,600 The river looks as if... 437 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,319 The river... What about it? 438 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,799 The river looks as if it's full of tar, 439 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,319 sludging along, full of filth. 440 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,159 What d'you expect, Badedas? 441 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,239 Doesn't it disgust you, what you do? 442 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,639 Depends on who I do it with, doesn't it? 443 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,079 I mean, being paid to stretch yourself out 444 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,439 and let a stranger enter you. 445 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,839 You expect me to do it for nothin'? No! Of course not. 446 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,799 I mean, how long does it take? 447 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,799 Do you really believe that? 448 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,880 Oh, Christ, that's what you wanted, isn't it? Yeah. 449 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,559 GUITAR MUSIC STARTS 450 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,559 You always hurt... 451 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,839 Roll on, Pop, eh? Roll on. 452 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:20,839 The one you shouldn't hurt at all 453 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,159 You always take 454 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,279 The sweetest rose 455 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:34,999 And crush it Till the petals fall 456 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:41,999 You always break the kindest heart 457 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,679 With a hasty word you can't recall 458 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:55,719 So if I broke your heart last night 459 00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:02,200 It's because I love you most of all 460 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,319 You always hurt 461 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,959 The one you love 462 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:20,560 The one you shouldn't hurt at all 463 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:26,719 You always take 464 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,559 The sweetest rose 465 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:36,400 And crush it till the petals fall 466 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,479 You always break 467 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,279 The kindest heart 468 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:54,599 With a hasty word you can't recall 469 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,599 So-o-o 470 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:04,279 If I broke your heart last night 471 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:11,520 It's because I love you most of all. 472 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,399 CROWD CHEERS 473 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,519 You always hurt 474 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,799 The one you love 475 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:27,320 The one you shouldn't hurt at all 476 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,159 You always take 477 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,799 The sweetest rose 478 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,799 Crush it 479 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,759 Till the petals fall... 480 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,799 No! No, listen to me... 481 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,319 You always break... 482 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,039 Listen to me. 483 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,279 ..the kindest heart 484 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,159 With a hasty word 485 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,199 You can't recall 486 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,879 So... 487 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,319 If I broke 488 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,679 Your heart last night 489 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,879 It's because 490 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:20,160 I love you most of all. 491 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,679 There's a good boy. Mam? 492 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,599 Looking after your mother, aren't you? 493 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,559 It hasn't worked out, has it? What? 494 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,839 You don't like it here, durst? 495 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,599 'Do you', not 'durst'! 496 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,239 But you don't like it, durst? 497 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,679 You're a very stubborn boy. 498 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,719 Aye, I be. 499 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,119 Well, I don't know where you get it from. 500 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,560 Our dad. 501 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,280 No. Our dad! 502 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,799 I wish you did. I wish he had it to give. 503 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,519 But he's not made that way, Philip. 504 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,680 Don't you know that? 505 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,919 When's him a'coming, Mam? 506 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,159 When's our dad going to come? 507 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,199 I don't know. I'm not sure. 508 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,119 I want to go home. Back to our dad. 509 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,479 Back to them trees. Oh, sod the trees! 510 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:50,279 Oh, no! The oak and the elm and the beech and the ash. 511 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,279 The oak and the elm and the beech and the ash. Philip! 512 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,919 The oak and the elm and the beech and the ash. 513 00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,119 D'you want a smack?! Stop it, I said! 514 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,839 My arm durt. 515 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,799 Oh, come on! Caught me on my sore! Your what? 516 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,199 On me arm, mind. Let me see. 517 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,840 T'ain't nothin'. Let me see! 518 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,399 When did this happen? 519 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,119 Did you bump into something? Don't know. 520 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,359 I'll put something on that when we get back. Pull your sleeve down 521 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,879 Better show our dad. Better show this here arm to our dad. 522 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,879 That's what we got to do, aren't ti? For God's sake, Philip, 523 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,679 don't keep on! Don't keep on! 524 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,919 You're driving me... 525 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,359 Once and for all, shut up about it. 526 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,880 SHUT UP! 527 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,840 When's him a'coming, then? He's NOT! 528 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,919 Mam? 529 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,280 Why? Why, Mam? 530 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,280 Philip...listen to me. 531 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,519 I want you to listen to me, Philip. 532 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,959 Is it because of what that bloke did to you in the woods? Is it? 533 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,519 What?! Doing that stuff with Mr Binney. 534 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,199 Raymond Binney, Mark's dad. What stuff?! What do you mean? 535 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,519 Him on top of thou, rolling about on top of thou. 536 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,320 What?! Shagging. 537 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,119 Oh, Philip. 538 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,399 Shagging! 539 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,759 Philip! 540 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,599 Philip! Philip, come back! 541 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,039 Please! 542 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,079 Philip! 543 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,679 Philip! 544 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,640 'PHILIP!' 545 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,880 PHILIP! 546 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,720 PHILIP! 547 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,040 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 548 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,639 Who killed her, then? What? 549 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,919 Who? Her in the river - that tart they dragged otu of the river? 550 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,039 What are you talking about? Your book. 551 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,119 Christ! A reader! 552 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,719 Yeah. You come under the Protection of Endangered Species Act, you know. 553 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,519 What's that, then, wit, is it? 554 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,319 Oh, no, not that. No, no fear. 555 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,239 All this time you've been in here and I've been in here, 556 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,679 and you wrote it and I'm reading it. It's funny, isn't it? 557 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,319 Hilarious. Good though. It's good. Thanks. 558 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,759 Yeah, very good. Thank you. 559 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,239 I can tell you're a writer. How? 560 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,599 All that effin' and blindin'. 561 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,399 You don't have let rip, eh? 562 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,439 Good writers who once knew far better words, 563 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,239 now only use four-letter words. 564 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,839 Do they? 565 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,399 The song. Oh, yeah. 566 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,679 Anything Goes. Not 'alf! 567 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,120 Yes, well, it's the day and the age. 568 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,319 You're not going to tell me, are you? 569 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,279 Tell you? Who killed her, who put her in the river, that girl. 570 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,919 A swine. Yeah, but which one, do you reckon? I mean, 571 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,799 there's lots of them in your book, isn't there? 572 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,559 Oh, well, you'll find out, but only by reading it. 573 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,439 Yeah. 574 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,279 Well, all the best, then. Same to you. 575 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,479 Yeah, we'll another little chat sometime, eh? 576 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,479 Yes, yes. I like these literary discussions. 577 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,160 Right, then. Thank you. 578 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,479 I'll bet you lie there all day thinking of murdering people, eh? 579 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,320 Yes. 580 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,320 Yes, I do. 581 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,959 REGINALD: 'Who killed her, then? 582 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:55,640 'Her in the river. That tart they dragged out the river.' 583 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,279 PHILIP'S TEACHER: 'Who did it, mmm? 584 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,839 'WHO?' 585 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,560 Who did it? Tell me. There's a good boy. 586 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,559 Mark Binney, Miss. It was Mark Binney. 587 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,719 No, Miss. It wasn't! It was Mark, I saw him. 588 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,840 No, Miss. T'isn't true. T'isn't me. 589 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,639 Are you sure you saw him? 590 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,039 Yes, Miss. No, him couldn't have! 591 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,959 Quite, quite sure? I didn't! Yes, Miss. 592 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,199 How did you see him? Where were you? What were you doing? 593 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,119 Door. What? Standing at the door. Doing what? 594 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,439 I came back, Missm a'ter school. What for? 595 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,839 To put another flag up, Miss, in the big map, Miss. To do what? 596 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,359 Berlin, Miss! What do you mean, boy? 597 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,519 The Russians be there now. They be smashing through. 598 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,639 Well, nearly there, yes, but... 599 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,279 I thought we ought to stick their little flag up. 600 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,919 Hammer and sickle, like. Any road, I came back, there him was. 601 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,959 I saw him. Him couldn't have! 602 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,999 It wasn't me, Miss. 603 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,919 What exactly did you see? What was he doing? 604 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,719 Pooping, Miss. 605 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,679 THEY LAUGH 606 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,840 I wasn't. Quiet, all of you! 607 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,319 Philip, that is NOT the right word. 608 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,079 I mean, he was doin' his number two on the table, Miss. 609 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,520 I didn't, I didn't! 610 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,280 Mark Binney... 611 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,680 Come out to the front! 612 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,319 Come here, boy! 613 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,000 Miss... 614 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,439 Philip, you may go back to your desk, for the while. 615 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,439 Yes, Miss. 616 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,999 Thank you, Philip. 617 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,239 Miss, it warn't me, Miss, honest, Miss. Honest! 618 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:19,879 We'll see about that, won't we, my boy? 619 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,959 We are going to find out, aren't we? 620 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:29,600 We're going to find out, even if it takes us the rest of the day. 621 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,760 'Miss, it warn't me, Miss, honest, Miss. Honest!' 622 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,639 You see? 623 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,239 Reginald? 624 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,559 They always turn that way first. 625 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,639 Nine times out of ten! 626 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,719 Is it fair? 627 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,039 Reginald? 628 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,800 Do you think it's fair? 629 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,160 Tea, coffee or Ovaltine? 630 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,279 Gone deaf, have we? Sorry. What? 631 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,119 Well, which is it, tea, coffee or Ovaltine? 632 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,959 Coffee. Ple-e-e-ease. 633 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,600 Coffee, ple-e-e-ease! 634 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,359 You'll soon be able to use an ordinary cup. Will I? 635 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,959 If you try harder. Ple-e-e-ease! 636 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,640 What?! Say ple-e-e-ease. 637 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,919 Tea, coffee or Ovaltine? 638 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,840 Kuh...kuh...kuh... 639 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,399 Kuh-kuh... 640 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,520 We'll have Ovaltine, shall we? Oh! 641 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,800 HE SLURPS 642 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,759 Say ple-e-e-ease! 643 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,879 Ah...ah...ah... 644 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,919 Oh, never mind. 645 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:03,159 Ah...ah...ah... 646 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,239 Ah...! 647 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,200 ARSEHOLE! 648 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,959 Amused, are we? It's funny. 649 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,279 What is? This bit. 650 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,559 Tea, coffee or Ovaltine? 651 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,039 I thought it was a thriller, that book of yours? It is. 652 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,879 Well, then. That tart in the river... 653 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,479 Who? In the book. 654 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,960 Yes? It's not her at all. 655 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,159 Say no more. I've got the complete picture. 656 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,079 It all makes sense. 657 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,000 GENTLE SNORING 658 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,880 MONITOR BEEPS 659 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,799 'You think I fell for THAT? 660 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,199 'SHE thinks I fell hook, line and sinker. 661 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,280 'And look what'll happen. Look what I'll do. 662 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:30,360 'Rot her thieving, narrow, poisonous soul!' 663 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,000 Nurse? 664 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,480 MONITOR BEEPS 665 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,999 Nurse?! 666 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,560 Nurse? 667 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,920 Nurse? 668 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,480 Please! Nurse?! 669 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,799 You big fat dopey bitch. You stupid great cow, 670 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,799 I shall mess myself! God... 671 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,639 Nurse! 672 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:16,399 Wake up, please wake up, there's a darling, there's a love. 673 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,079 You sodding bitch! You cow! You fat cow! 674 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,200 NURSE! 675 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,039 SHE SUCKS HER TEETH 676 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,840 Here! Over here! Here! 677 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,359 Why aren't you asleep? Bed pan, Nurse, sorry. 678 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,079 I need the bed pan. Can't you get it yourself? 679 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,679 I mustn't get out of bed. Cardiac. 680 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,119 Please, I need it, the contraption! 681 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,919 I need it so badly! Oh, you got something wrong with your heart? 682 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,839 Yes! 683 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,839 Shh! What's the matter? 684 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,359 See what you done? You woke them up. 685 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,359 You woke them all up. 686 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,919 I'll get it for you. You only had to ask. 687 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,959 No need to make all this noise. Well, I'm...I'm sorry, Nurse, 688 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,840 but I... 689 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,759 What the hell's going on, Mr Hall? 690 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,039 It's YOU. YOU, my boy! 691 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,159 What? You woke everybody up, grinding your teeth. 692 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,599 Like rocks being rubbed together. What? 693 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,719 Oh, Christ, hurry up. 694 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:45,319 Night Nurse is very angry with you, and I'll tell you something, 695 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,399 Reginald, she's not one to make angry. By God, she's not. 696 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,359 I tell you, she's completely off her rocker. 697 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,199 I tell you, she's round the bend. You've only got to look at her eyes 698 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,519 to see that. 699 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,279 REGINALD SNORES 700 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,519 Reginald? 701 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,280 Reginald? 702 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:11,959 'All shall be well. And all shall be well. 703 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,999 'And all manner of things shall be well.' 704 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,479 BELL RINGS 705 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,680 JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS 706 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,479 We should not have run. 707 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,239 What else could we do? 708 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:01,040 THEY BOTH GASP 709 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,800 How have we...? 710 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,639 Why... 711 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,280 ..why here?! 712 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,799 What are we doing here?! 713 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,799 BIRD SCREECHES 714 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,400 HE FIRES GUN 715 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,439 Perhaps we're... 716 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,559 I mean... 717 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,279 ..perhaps we... The question is... 718 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,399 The question is... 719 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,439 Tell me. 720 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,999 Are we going to be able to see the wood for the trees? 721 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,639 Here? I don't think so. 722 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,399 MR MARLOW: Philip! 723 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,479 Where be'est, Philip? 724 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,879 Come on, old buddy! 725 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,359 Everybody's looking for him! 726 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,759 Everywhere! 727 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,319 Philip? 728 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,559 The bugger! 729 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,239 Philip! 730 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,080 Oh, the bugger! 731 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,919 Philip? 732 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,400 Why doesn't thou answer, Philip? 733 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,959 What's the matter, old buddy? 734 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,999 Philip? 735 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,240 Where be'est, Philip? 736 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,240 PHILIP! 737 00:56:36,290 --> 00:56:40,840 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0